We really let ourselves have a full-blown lettuce-based panic attack over a clerical error.
Taylor Farms cleared of link to parasite outbreak
Health officials have clarified that earlier reports linking Taylor Farms products to a cyclosporiasis outbreak were based on a false positive. While around 100 people have been hospitalized, investigators are now pivoting away from the previously suspected producer as they continue to hunt for the actual source of the parasite.
Source: Taylor Farms cleared of link to parasite outbreak — Straits Times
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 20, 2026.
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