This man's 'shower ideas' are just a smokescreen for his lack of soap.
Boyfriend Who Says His Best Ideas Happen in Shower Needs to Shower More
A boyfriend claims his best ideas come in the shower, yet rarely showers. The contradiction suggests either his ideas are terrible or he is avoiding the very activity he credits—a classic case of circular logic and laziness.
Source: Boyfriend Who Says His Best Ideas Happen in Shower Needs to Shower More — Reductress
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