a 90-year-old tortoise outran every cop's pension timeline
New Jersey police win 'brief foot pursuit' against a loose tortoise
Monroe Township police in Gloucester County, New Jersey, found a large tortoise wandering loose near Church Street and Academy Street on Monday. The department said officers won 'a brief foot pursuit' and took the animal safely into custody, then posted asking the public to identify an owner. Anyone with information was told to contact Monroe Township Police or the Gloucester County Animal Shelter, which is now holding the tortoise while the origin is investigated.
Source: New Jersey police win 'brief foot pursuit' against a loose tortoise — UPI Odd News
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