Canada's first F-35 flew today. The CF-18s are already updating their LinkedIn profiles.
Canada's First F-35 Takes Its Maiden Flight
Canada's first F-35A conducted its maiden flight, marking a milestone for the country's long-delayed fighter procurement. The aircraft took off on its initial test sortie, a standard step before deliveries to the Royal Canadian Air Force begin. Canada ordered 88 F-35s in 2023 to replace its aging CF-18 fleet, with the first deliveries originally scheduled for 2026.
Source: Canada's First F-35 Takes Its Maiden Flight — The Aviationist
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