We’re really treating childhood flu like a failure to show up for a corporate Q3 earnings call, aren't we.
All schools in England to get pupil attendance targets, government says
The UK government has mandated that all schools in England must set pupil attendance targets, aiming to curb post-pandemic truancy. Education authorities will now monitor absence rates strictly, with schools expected to implement rigorous tracking systems to ensure students remain in classrooms, regardless of whether they are actually fit to learn.
Source: All schools in England to get pupil attendance targets, government says — BBC
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