You come to Nigeria to kidnap someone — that's like bringing sand to the beach.
Police foil kidnap plot, arrest two foreign suspects
Two men from Togo were arrested by Nigerian police for planning to kidnap a resident. They demanded a ransom of ₦22 million. Police foiled the plot before it could be executed.
Source: Police foil kidnap plot, arrest two foreign suspects — Premium Times Nigeria
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