SCIENTISTS FOUND THE FOURTH TRANSMISSIBLE CANCER. IT'S IN CATFISH.
Scientists discover 1st known likely transmissible cancer in wild catfish
Remember when we thought only Tasmanian devils and dogs could catch cancer from each other? Well, a catfish just walked in and ruined everything. Swipe to meet the fourth member of the transmissible cancer club — and no, it's not a good party.
Source: Scientists discover 1st known likely transmissible cancer in wild catfish — Breaking News, Latest News and Videos
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 26, 2026.
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