Nothing says Brisbane like paying $60 for parking to watch explosions that sound like your neighbour's Friday night.
Riverfire 2026: Brisbane's Annual Traffic & Fireworks Spectacular
Brisbane's Riverfire 2026 fireworks display returns with viewing spots across the city, road closures, and public transport chaos. Locals brave gridlock for the mid-air spectacle, which remains the only thing in Brisbane capable of moving quickly.
Source: Riverfire 2026: Brisbane's Annual Traffic & Fireworks Spectacular — ABC News & Headlines – Australian Broadcasting Corporation
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