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Master yachtsman fugitive who vowed to enjoy life abroad arrested off New Jersey coast
A master yachtsman and one of Rhode Island's most wanted fugitives, who in 2005 told his lawyer during trial he would enjoy life in another country, has been arrested off the coast of New Jersey. He will now face justice rather than freedom.
Source: Master yachtsman fugitive who vowed to enjoy life abroad arrested off New Jersey coast — Fark
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 18, 2026.
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