The only thing deeper than the gameplay dive is the hole in my wallet for the pre-order.
Phantom Blade Zero State of Play set for August 17, pre-orders live
PlayStation announced a Phantom Blade Zero gameplay deep dive for its August 17 State of Play, with pre-orders now live. The action RPG from S-Game promises slick combat and a dark aesthetic, but fans are bracing for yet another cinematic showcase that may not reveal much new.
Source: Phantom Blade Zero State of Play set for August 17, pre-orders live — PlayStation.Blog
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