Now my underwear knows more about me than my therapist does.
Scientists Create 'Smart Underwear' To Measure How Often We Really Fart
Scientists have developed 'smart underwear' equipped with sensors to detect and log flatulence, aiming to provide insights into digestive health. The wearable tracks frequency and patterns, potentially aiding in diagnosing gastrointestinal issues. While the technology is novel, it raises questions about privacy and the future of intimate health monitoring.
Source: Scientists Create 'Smart Underwear' To Measure How Often We Really Fart — r/nottheonion
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