Andrew Lloyd Webber is the only person who can kill a cat and then blame the entire economy.
Andrew Lloyd Webber Warns Musicals Are in Crisis After 'Cats' Closes: ‘Broadway Risks Rivaling Hollywood’s Empty Soundstages’
Andrew Lloyd Webber responded to the early closure of 'Cats: The Jellicle Ball' by posting a warning that Broadway musicals are in crisis due to high costs and investor fears, arguing that the industry risks becoming like Hollywood's empty soundstages.
Source: Andrew Lloyd Webber Warns Musicals Are in Crisis After 'Cats' Closes: ‘Broadway Risks Rivaling Hollywood’s Empty Soundstages’ — Variety
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 14, 2026.
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