The Gallaghers think they've found spiritual enlightenment, but they’ve clearly never seen a Ticketmaster service fee in the wild.
Oasis 2027 tour: Ticket prices and dates confirmed after band’s sobriety pledge
Oasis announced dates and ticket pricing for their 2027 reunion tour, with standard tickets ranging from £71.50 to £263.50. Following significant controversy during their 2025 tour, Ticketmaster has implemented transparency updates mandated by the UK Competition and Markets Authority, including advance notice of dynamic pricing. Noel Gallagher confirmed he and Liam plan to remain sober for the duration of the tour.
Source: Oasis 2027 tour: Ticket prices and dates confirmed after band’s sobriety pledge — Daily Mirror
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