Martin is the chef who serves infinite breadsticks while the main course has been in the oven for a decade.

George R.R. Martin Hands Agent Unsolicited, 4,000-Page Manuscript Titled ‘Tuba Man, Scuba Man’

In a satirical report, George R.R. Martin presents his agent with an unsolicited 4,000-page manuscript titled 'Tuba Man, Scuba Man', a jazz-underwater adventure. The agent's reaction is unrecorded, but Martin's ongoing avoidance of finishing his A Song of Ice and Fire series continues to be a running joke.

Source: George R.R. Martin Hands Agent Unsolicited, 4,000-Page Manuscript Titled ‘Tuba Man, Scuba Man’ — The Onion

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