Michael Olise didn't just beat Stuttgart's defense — he made them question if they were playing football or just doing cardio for his highlight reel.
Olise Shines in Bayern's 5-1 Opening-Day Rout
Michael Olise was named Man of the Match in Bayern Munich's 5-1 opening-day win over VfB Stuttgart. The winger, on loan from Crystal Palace, scored one and assisted another, tormenting Stuttgart's defense all afternoon.
Source: Olise Shines in Bayern's 5-1 Opening-Day Rout — Yahoo Sports
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