The ferret's already demanded a martini — shaken, not stirred, and a corner of the sofa to nap in.
Amazon MGM Narrows Bond Search to Six Actors and One Suave Ferret
Amazon MGM has narrowed the search for the next James Bond to six actors and one extremely suave ferret, according to a studio source. The ferret, described as a dark horse candidate, has impressed executives with its poise and ability to slink through tight spaces — key skills for any spy. Fans are split between excitement and existential dread.
Source: Amazon MGM Narrows Bond Search to Six Actors and One Suave Ferret — The Onion
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