Chippendales recalls man meat — and suddenly every bachelor party planner is in crisis mode.

Chippendales Recalls 4,000 Tons Of Tainted Man Meat

The Onion reports that Chippendales has recalled 4,000 tons of tainted man meat, citing quality control issues. The satirical take on the male revue brand's product line plays on the double entendre of 'man meat,' with the recall affecting countless bachelor parties and bachelorette events across the nation.

Source: Chippendales Recalls 4,000 Tons Of Tainted Man Meat — The Onion

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