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2027? That's not a tour date, that's a pension plan for the audience.

2027? That's not a tour date, that's a pension plan for the audience.

Simple Minds announce 2027 UK tour, fans plan retirement first

Simple Minds announced a 2027 UK arena tour with Gary Numan and a new album, Sacrosanct. The band continues to defy time, though fans may need to book zimmer frames alongside tickets.

Source: Simple Minds announce 2027 UK tour, fans plan retirement first — Ticketmaster Discover

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