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Gakpo: Tottenham interested in signing Liverpool forward as De Zerbi aims to improve Spurs attack
Tottenham are reportedly interested in signing Cody Gakpo from Liverpool, with new manager Roberto De Zerbi keen to improve his attack. Liverpool have set a high asking price and are reluctant to sell to a Premier League rival, but Spurs are expected to test their resolve.
Source: Gakpo: Tottenham interested in signing Liverpool forward as De Zerbi aims to improve Spurs attack — Sky Sports
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