automated: just like the tax bill that beat it there
The government's monthly pension drop: relief for some, a direct deposit to creditors for others
Eligible Canadians received their latest Canada Pension Plan (CPP) and Old Age Security (OAS) payments on Friday. These automated government disbursements provide essential monthly income to retirees and seniors, reflecting scheduled cost-of-living adjustments designed to offset ongoing inflationary pressures on basic household expenses.
Source: The government's monthly pension drop: relief for some, a direct deposit to creditors for others — Global News
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