Arsenal signing a 15-year-old for 2027 is like me adding 'floss' to my 2030 to-do list — ambitious but we all know it's not happening.
Arsenal reportedly agree deal for 15-year-old Andria Bartishvili, to join in 2027
Arsenal have agreed to sign Georgian midfielder Andria Bartishvili once he turns 18 in 2027, a classic long-term youth bet. The move sidesteps immediate work permits and competition, but fans will have to wait four years to see him. For now, it's a promise with a long expiry date.
Source: Arsenal reportedly agree deal for 15-year-old Andria Bartishvili, to join in 2027 — Jeorge Bird's Arsenal Youth
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 29, 2026.
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