Advent was about waiting for God. Now it's about waiting for the rechargeable part to charge.
These spicy Advent calendars include the sex toys Lily Allen said 'changed her life'
Lovehoney has rolled out adult Advent calendars — 7-, 12- and 24-day versions — stuffed with toys and accessories rather than chocolate, at up to 64% off the individual price. The 24-day sets include a Womanizer device Lily Allen credits with changing her life, plus app-controlled gadgets, massage oil and a card game. Holiday shopping, reimagined for people who have given up on gingerbread.
Source: These spicy Advent calendars include the sex toys Lily Allen said 'changed her life' — Page Six
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 10, 2026.
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