New Generation Clarifies They’re Fine Not Having Own ‘Cat In The Hat’

A spokesperson for a new generation of moviegoers, Isaiah Ashworth, told reporters in Washington on Friday that they have no interest in a new Cat In The Hat film, saying the group of millions born after the 2003 movie is fine without one.

Source: New Generation Clarifies They’re Fine Not Having Own ‘Cat In The Hat’ — The Onion

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