We've finally invented the perfect assistant: one that does your emotional labor and makes you look like a sociopath at the same time.
New AI 'Orchid' promises to manage your love life for you, internet collectively shudders
A new AI assistant called Orchid markets itself as 'the first assistant that actually gets you,' designed to manage romantic relationships by prompting users on what to say and do. Critics call it dystopian, removing genuine human connection and reducing dating to algorithm-driven performance.
Source: New AI 'Orchid' promises to manage your love life for you, internet collectively shudders — The Poke
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