I Am the Manager of the Private Equity Firm That Just Acquired the House in Your Neighborhood That Hands Out Full-Size Candy Bars on Halloween

Grant Sharma, a managing partner at Haverford Ridge Capital, announced the private equity firm's acquisition of 2218 Linden Avenue, a house famous for distributing full-size candy bars for 31 years. The new owners replaced the previous owner with a laminated sign, reduced candy portions to fun-size bars, and introduced a $4.99 monthly subscription service for priority access to treats.

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