First across the finish line gets a medal. Last across gets a nap and Alison Hammond's whole heart.
Alison Hammond Finished Dead Last in a 10K and Is Proud Anyway: 'At Least I Did It, Babes!'
Alison Hammond, 51, ran a 10K and finished last, and she posted about it anyway. The Great British Bake Off host shared the result with the message "At least I did it, babes!" and said she was proud of completing the distance rather than her placing. Her post drew a wave of supportive replies from followers who praised her for finishing at all.
Source: Alison Hammond Finished Dead Last in a 10K and Is Proud Anyway: 'At Least I Did It, Babes!' — Runner's World
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 22, 2026.
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