The only thing less seaworthy than a boat is the 50 cats who just claimed it as their sovereign territory.
Over 50 cats rescued from abandoned sailboat
More than 50 cats were rescued from an abandoned sailboat, likely drawn there by curiosity and a lack of opposable thumbs. The feline flotilla is now safe, but the boat's true owner remains a mystery—possibly the cats themselves, who have since declared maritime law.
Source: Over 50 cats rescued from abandoned sailboat — r/nottheonion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 16, 2026.
Topics: catlovers · animalrescue · sailboat · felinefun · petrescue
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