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Prison escapees now have to worry about getting eaten before they can celebrate their freedom on Instagram.

Prison escapees now have to worry about getting eaten before they can celebrate their freedom on Instagram.

Israel considers crocodile moats to stop prison escapes

Israel is reportedly considering introducing crocodiles in prison moats as a deterrent against escape attempts, betting on hungry reptiles over high-tech barriers in a cost-cutting twist to prison security.

Source: Israel considers crocodile moats to stop prison escapes — Channel News Asia

A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 18, 2026.

Topics: israel · prison · crocodiles · bizarre · wtf

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