Mark: 'The ocean is a marketplace of ideas.' Sailor: 'We are literally sinking.'
Zuck: Stranded Skippers Should've Boosted Their SOS for $10
Mark Zuckerberg claims his yacht missed a distress call from a stranded skiff, suggesting the sailors should have paid $10 to boost their SOS for better visibility. Maritime experts call it criminal negligence; the crew refused to pay, calling him out for monetizing even distress signals.
Source: Zuck: Stranded Skippers Should've Boosted Their SOS for $10 — The Hard Times
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 10, 2026.
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