Nothing says executive leadership quite like writing a memoir about how great you are while the people you bankrupted are still checking their mailboxes for a settlement.
Alan Joyce is writing a book while Qantas workers still wait for payout
Former Qantas CEO Alan Joyce is reportedly penning a book, a pivot that comes while nearly 2,000 workers he laid off during the pandemic still await the compensation the High Court ruled they are owed. The 2020 mass firing was deemed illegal, yet for the former chief, the turbulence seems to have cleared for a second act in publishing.
Source: Alan Joyce is writing a book while Qantas workers still wait for payout — Sydney Morning Herald
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 25, 2026.
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