grounded for a safety issue they were born for
Frodo and Sam Stranded on Mount Doom After Air Traffic Control Glitch Grounds All Eagles
Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee are stuck on the slopes of Mount Doom after an air traffic control glitch grounded every eagle in Middle Earth. The pair, who walked from the Shire specifically because the eagles supposedly handled the last leg, now have no extraction and no timeline for when flights resume. Gollum is reportedly delighted.
Source: Frodo and Sam Stranded on Mount Doom After Air Traffic Control Glitch Grounds All Eagles — NewsThump
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 22, 2026.
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