The Magnificent Seven just realized that burning through billions to train a robot that hallucinates recipes isn't actually a viable retirement plan.
Magnificent 7 Loses $767 Billion as AI Skeptics Dump Tech Stocks
The tech sector's AI-fueled rally hit a massive wall as Alphabet and Tesla shares plunged, wiping $767 billion in market value from the Magnificent Seven. Investors are suddenly questioning the ballooning infrastructure costs and lack of clear returns from generative AI, signaling a sharp pivot away from the three-year tech gold rush.
Source: Magnificent 7 Loses $767 Billion as AI Skeptics Dump Tech Stocks — Bloomberg Markets
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 23, 2026.
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