the counterintelligence is that someone got the job.
Hackers claim thousands of FBI personnel records stolen in jobs portal breach
Hackers claim to have stolen thousands of sensitive FBI personnel records by breaching a bureau jobs portal, a site used by applicants and employees. The FBI says it is investigating and that the source of the breach remains unknown, while the agency has not confirmed the scope of the data taken. Security analysts describe the exposure of staff identities as a serious counterintelligence risk.
Source: Hackers claim thousands of FBI personnel records stolen in jobs portal breach — BBC
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 26, 2026.
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