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Brobbey hat-trick not enough as Sunderland lose 4-3 to Man City
Brian Brobbey scored a hat-trick for Sunderland in their Premier League match against Manchester City at the Etihad, but the Black Cats still lost 4-3 on December 6, 2025. City's win keeps them near the top of the table, while Sunderland remain mid-table despite Brobbey's three-goal haul. All three of his goals came in a losing effort, making it one of the most futile hat-tricks of the season.
Source: Brobbey hat-trick not enough as Sunderland lose 4-3 to Man City — skysports.com
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