Rockstar finally made a game that respects the working adult's schedule: you commit the crime at 25, you're paroled in time for your midlife crisis. The immersion is incredible — I haven't touched the controller in four years, and my character's just been making license plates and converting to Islam. Peak realism.

GTA VI Unveils Hyperrealistic Prison Sentences Served In Real Time

Rockstar Games announced that Grand Theft Auto VI will include a 'hyperrealistic' prison system where players serve their in-game sentences in real time. After an arrest, players must endure arraignment, a months-long trial, and years behind bars before resuming the story — with access to a racquetball minigame and a license-plate manufacturing side mission if they land in minimum security. The studio also noted players can convert to Islam while incarcerated.

Source: GTA VI Unveils Hyperrealistic Prison Sentences Served In Real Time — The Onion

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