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Olivia Rodrigo Releases Fantasy Tabletop Game 'The High Winter Elves Of Girlville'
Olivia Rodrigo released The High Winter Elves Of Girlville, a $79.99 tabletop roleplaying game, on her website Friday. The box set casts players as winter elves reclaiming the Frost Kingdom from a dozen ex-prince lovers, and includes a branded dice bag plus a Valford the Girly Mage miniature Rodrigo designed herself. She conceived it during her 2022 Sour tour and playtested it with Billie Eilish, Tate McRae and Madison Hu. Fans lined up at a Brooklyn game shop; one 15-year-old admitted she might just shelf it.
Source: Olivia Rodrigo Releases Fantasy Tabletop Game 'The High Winter Elves Of Girlville' — The Onion
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