The only thing more unpredictable than the spring forecast is my hay fever timetable.
Bureau of Meteorology releases spring long-range forecast
The Bureau of Meteorology has released its long-range forecast for spring, predicting warmer days and cooler nights across most of Australia. While specifics remain vague, the bureau notes an increased chance of above-average temperatures. Australians, accustomed to dramatic weather shifts, brace for the season's notorious unpredictability.
Source: Bureau of Meteorology releases spring long-range forecast — The Bureau of Meteorology
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