Nothing says 'high-end heist' like walking off with 88 chairs in 4 AM shifts because your target is a museum café.
Stolen stools: thieves make off with 88 cafe chairs
Thieves stole 88 designer chairs worth €21,000 from the Bonnefanten Museum café in Maastricht, making multiple trips past CCTV cameras. The chairs were tied down but the iron cables didn't stop them. The museum is baffled.
Source: Stolen stools: thieves make off with 88 cafe chairs — DutchNews
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 30, 2026.
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