A Colorado marmot project got more funding in one week on OnlyFans than it did from the NIH in a year. If that doesn't tell you where America's priorities are, nothing will.
Marmots turn to OnlyFans to fund research amid science budget cuts
A Colorado research project studying yellow-bellied marmots has launched an OnlyFans account called OnlyMarms to fund their work amid US science funding cuts. The team has been studying the animals since 1962. They hope to raise money through tips and donations, with Fat Marmot Week starting in August.
Source: Marmots turn to OnlyFans to fund research amid science budget cuts — BoingBoing
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