Finally, a use for all those biology degrees: teaching marmots to say 'thanks for the tip.'
UCLA marmot lab turns to OnlyFans after funding cuts
After federal funding cuts, a UCLA marmot research lab has turned to OnlyFans to keep the lights on, offering exclusive behind-the-scenes footage of their furry subjects. The lab's pivot to adult-content platform has sparked a mix of amusement and concern, highlighting the grim state of scientific funding.
Source: UCLA marmot lab turns to OnlyFans after funding cuts — r/nottheonion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 2, 2026.
Topics: ucla · onlyfans · researchlab · marmot · fundingcrisis · science · fundingcut
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