AliExpress really heard the global demand for 'cheaper than dirt' and decided to throw 'safety regulations' into the incinerator just to meet the shipping deadline.
EU Slaps AliExpress With $630 Million Fine For Selling Illegal Goods
The European Union has hit AliExpress with a €550 million fine for failing to police its platform against dangerous, counterfeit, and non-compliant goods. Regulators found that the marketplace was not only listing unsafe toys and cosmetics but also dragging its feet when instructed to remove them, leaving hazardous items accessible for weeks.
Source: EU Slaps AliExpress With $630 Million Fine For Selling Illegal Goods — South China Morning Post
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 20, 2026.
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