The only thing more impressive than winning €71 million is convincing your friends you still owe them for that beer from 2015.
Record ONCE lottery prize of €71 million won in Lleida, Spain
Sergio Martín Aznar, a resident of Lleida, Spain, won a record €71 million Eurojackpot prize after buying a ticket during his regular bar-hopping route. The ticket was distributed across multiple bars in the Polígono del Segre area, making it a communal win for the local bar scene. Aznar now faces the delightful problem of explaining his newfound wealth to everyone he's ever bought a drink for.
Source: Record ONCE lottery prize of €71 million won in Lleida, Spain — El Mundo
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 25, 2026.
Topics: lottery · spain · lleida · money · winner
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