guinea pig had no papers, so naturally it got the towel treatment.
Animal control wrangles loose guinea pig in Colorado
Grand Junction, Colorado animal control officers responded to a loose guinea pig on Oct. 1, cornering the non-native pet in a grassy field and wrapping it in a towel. The Grand Junction Police Department posted the capture video to Facebook, crediting "a little teamwork and a lot of patience." The guinea pig's origin is unknown; it is now in the care of staff at J & M Aquatics & Pet Center and reported to be doing well.
Source: Animal control wrangles loose guinea pig in Colorado — UPI Odd News
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