Nothing says "we overthought this" like a frozen dessert that had to pass a geometry test.
World’s first heterosexual lolly launched
An ice lolly manufacturer launches a lolly explicitly designed to not resemble a penis, catering to consumers uncomfortable with traditional phallic-shaped frozen treats. The product is marketed as 'heterosexual' to emphasize its geometric, non-anatomical form.
Source: World’s first heterosexual lolly launched — The Daily Mash
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