My lottery strategy is buying a ticket and then convincing myself the universe owes me a win for all the times I didn't.
EuroMillions: Another Tuesday, Another Rollover, Another Collective Sigh
The EuroMillions and Thunderball results for Tuesday 8 September have been announced, leaving millions of ticket-holders either celebrating or, more likely, crumpling up their slips in familiar disappointment. No jackpot winner was reported, rolling the prize over to the next draw. The usual ritual of checking numbers, hoping, and being reminded that luck is not a distributed resource continues apace.
Source: EuroMillions: Another Tuesday, Another Rollover, Another Collective Sigh — The Independent
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 8, 2026.
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