Equatorial Guinea: the only country that can score without touching the ball.
DR Congo vs Equatorial Guinea: AFCON Qualifying Stats and Head-to-Head
Congo DR and Equatorial Guinea meet in a 2026 Africa Cup of Nations qualifying group that also contains Tanzania and Niger, with the top two advancing to the finals in Morocco. Congo DR lead the group on goal difference after wins over Tanzania and Niger, while Equatorial Guinea sit three points back with a game in hand. The two sides drew 1-1 in their previous meeting, and the return fixture in Kinshasa will likely decide who tops the group.
Source: DR Congo vs Equatorial Guinea: AFCON Qualifying Stats and Head-to-Head — BBC
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