22 years of unemployment was just long-term water conservation planning.

I’ve been unemployed for 22 years, but now I get to beat the hosepipe ban it’s finally paying off

A long-term unemployed person finds ironic triumph during a hosepipe ban, as their years of forced water-saving make their garden the only green one on the street.

Source: I’ve been unemployed for 22 years, but now I get to beat the hosepipe ban it’s finally paying off — The Daily Mash

A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 15, 2026.