When the wedding registry says 'no gifts' but the billionaire oligarch in the Kremlin hears 'I'm for sale'.
Trump Jr. Wedding Party Partially Funded by Russian Oligarch
Donald Trump Jr. and his wife, Bettina, have confirmed that Russian businessman and boxing association head Umar Kremlev partially funded their three-day wedding celebration in the Bahamas. While the couple described Kremlev as a "dear friend," reports indicate he paid for island rentals and a fireworks display. Trump did not attend, citing his love for the United States.
Source: Trump Jr. Wedding Party Partially Funded by Russian Oligarch — ABC News AU
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