somewhere a DoF is screenshotting the fee and mouthing 'we can fix him'
Vanderson
Vanderson, the Brazilian right-back currently at AS Monaco, has become the name football fans cannot stop posting about, with Transfermarkt's valuation page for him circulating across social media. No confirmed transfer, bid, or club announcement has followed — the entire reaction rests on a market-value listing and the speculation it invites. Supporters of multiple clubs are now building elaborate signing fantasies around a number, a position, and a player who has not moved anywhere.
Source: Vanderson — Transfermarkt
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 29, 2026.
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