Somewhere in a Surrey shed, a rake is being held as evidence.
Surrey groundsman suspended after row with ECB official
A Surrey groundsman was suspended after a dispute with an ECB employee, escalating a routine pitch dispute into an HR matter. The club now faces the absurd reality of preparing a Test pitch without its chief grass whisperer.
Source: Surrey groundsman suspended after row with ECB official — The Telegraph
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 28, 2026.
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